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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        \n        A lightweight cotton tee that makes a bold, slightly dark joke — a graphic of a cough syrup bottle labeled with the phrase “there’s too much.” It lands like a wry, late-night observation: equal parts ironic and oddly honest. Wear it when you want your outfit to do the talking without shouting. The soft, smooth fabric sits close to the skin and moves easily, so the design reads clearly whether you’re out with friends, late to a show, or curled up scrolling through playlists. The understated natural tones and minimalist illustration let the artwork stand out while keeping the overall look relaxed and wearable. It’s for people who collect offbeat humor and subtle rebellion — those who prefer their statements dry, clever, and wearable every day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp sleeve and body graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and quality\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, 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